Bio

The possibility of playing music never really occurred to Dan until his junior year of high school, when he signed up for an Intro to Guitar class for no reason other than to be able say he took a course in each building of the school. Interpreting his none-too-shabby three-digit final grade as a sign, he gave up on ridiculous previous aspirations of becoming a graphic novelist and has been rocking out ever since. He is a former member of numerous defunct Torrington-based bands including Monkey H8 Clean, Biff and His Culture, and Reanimantors [all of which sucked]. In an effort to reduce his track-record of sucking, he started responding to dozens of craigslist ads for a variety of genres and positions. The result? He's ready for liftoff...

Vitals

Name: Dan

Birthday: 7 Feb

Hometown: Torrington

Pets: a dog [Kimber] & two cats

Favorites

Favorite color: dark green

Favorite TV Shows - Futurama, Squidbillies, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Tim & Eric

Favorite movies- The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Super Troopers. Everything by Wes Anderson.

Favorite books- Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Redwall Series, Magician & The Serpentwar Saga etc

Random

Likes: aw crud I just realized that I don't like anything :\

Dislikes: stupid people, gravity, jack daniels, the internet, most vegetables. The list goes on and on.
 

Hobbies: Xbox 360 [except the damn thing is broken >_< ], making retarded YouTube videos with my idiot friends

Little known fact: My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

My Music

First album I ever got: Live - Secret Samadhi

Favorite bands/singers: dredg, Modest Mouse, They Might Be Giants, Blue Oyster Cult, Rush, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Local H

How long I've played: since early 2002

How I got started: My brother’s roommate joined the military but he left all his stuff in their apartment. One of those things was a guitar. I totally stole it. The end.

My musical influences: Geezer Butler, Cliff Williams, Dee Dee Ramone, Joe Bouchard, Geddy Lee, John Entwistle or Les Claypool